March 2012
yugoslavic:
is titanic 3d when a piece of ship debris comes flying at you
“Hashtag shut up”
– My teacher
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Any song feat Pitbull:
Singer: *sings*
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide, 305 (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
wizcoylifa:
imagine the day when we turn on the radio to the oldies station and party rock anthem comes on and we’ll go “oh this takes me back” while our kids just stare at us while we drop them off at school on jupiter
interviewer: rihanna why are you working with chris brown again
rihanna: beats me
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precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
bigtimerussian:
My parents hated me because they never ordered nickelodeon magazine for me
bowtiesandbiscuits:
15th of March 2012.
Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
bigtimerussian:
LMS if you think math should be banned from schools everywhere
annefranksgasmask:
today in science i was making black jokes and at the end of class i remembered there is a black girl in that class but she didnt say anything probably because im black and im allowed to make black jokes
our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee
think about that
coagulates:
CORRECTING SOMEONE’S GRAMMAR IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AND WITTY AS DANE COOK STANDUP
aweepingangel:
what if there was a computer virus that did nothing except change every font setting to comic sans
