the hardcore way to eat ramen
smokingweedinthefrontyard: boil water eat block of ramen drink boiling water snort flavor powder fuck bitches
mirandasings08: My dads gps voice is cartman. I am dying it is so funny. “turn right into Kyles moms vagina”
bughug: scum-deluxe: i hate when i try to draw a hand and it looks like a herd of penises i hate when i try to draw a herd of penises and it looks like a hand
geraldcooperberg: whenever i put my hood on my hoodie up i feel like i’m in 8 mile fun fact: i have never seen 8 mile so i just imagine 8 mile to be an hour and 45 minutes of eminem wearing hoodies
cloysterbell: Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
rapist: hey im gonna rape u
girl: swiper no swiping
rapist: damn it
japonies: you know one day everyone’s gonna stop blogging and we’re never gonna hear from each other again and we’ll slowly forget about each other and it’ll be like this period of time never existed
imfamousontumblr: my laptop gets hotter than nelly was during his hit single “hot in hurr”
ohshititsgreg: Homework without listening to music is like having anal sex without lube… You can do it but the lube is gonna definitely make it more enjoyable.
mikeythemethmatician: I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.
fuck a pregnant bitch and call it a threesome– wisdom of tyler the creator (via nmwbu)
bleachbabe: what if you sneezed in the middle of a blowjob and bit someone’s dick off
vvhack: dogs dont send each other anonymous hate we should be more like dogs
africans: black people are so tall because their knee grows
sh4ne: google is 13 such a wise 13 year old
africans: head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead
remember when having really long absurd titles for your songs was the cool thing...– fall out boy’s title for their next single (via selfimm0lationnnnn)
turgled: jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water two weeks later the police find jill’s skeleton in the well and jack is no where to be found