December 2011
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November 2011
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ivanlikestitties:
Seriously, if you have been driven to even considering killing yourself, I doubt some douchebag holding a card with the words “please don’t kill yourself tonight” will affect your decision in any way.
Good effort but no.
joshishollywood:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Within minutes I was dead
This is not something that humans can survive doing and honestly I don’t recommend it
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thekillgrill:
canadian horror story:
oh no we ran out of syrup
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Anonymous asked: how did you get ashley galbreath as your best friend? shes so cute. like, the cutest thing ever. your so lucky shes your bestfriend. shes awesome. love herrr.
nuggits2:
i cant wait for susan boyle to come on stage where she at
roflmbo:
the human centipede: on ice
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The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
yall:
so damn sad
arboksexual:
Having my boyfriends last name as mine on Facebook because I’m 12 and we are gonna get married because it’s true love.
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fruitcakesz:
and then i was like “why do i even have pants on”
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lickmyminaj:
one time i found this girl on deviantart who would paint paintings with her period blood it was so BAd omg i wish i had the link
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nativityscenegirl:
no matter what they tell you, everbody
tells lies
judges other people
masturbates
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Meanwhile, at Tumblr HQ...
Hey, we realize people have conversations via messages. How can we improve that?
Make a private response button.
Yeah, but just to be dicks let's LIMIT THEIR ASKS!
Brilliant!
*maniacal laughter*
youjustwaitandsee:
my friend works at this santa booth in the mall and one time this little girl asked for a friend and it was so sad omg
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chinksexual:
What did the necrophile say after he ran someone over?
“Fuck it.”
me: wanna listen to a song i like
friend: ok
me: -plays song and clearly enjoys it-
friend remains expressionless
me: it's coming to the good part i swear...
legendofgroose:
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golgothasterrorsmatesprit:
can you actually laugh so hard that you fart
can you actually fart so hard that you laugh
i’ve done both
princeofpancakes:
for those of you who diss redux bloggers and have “original” and “edgy” themes that no one can navigate, i hope one day when you die you are subjected to satan endlessly pulling out your teeth and sawing off your limbs with said teeth
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lickmyminaj:
╔╦╦
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╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
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scriptures:
the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
the hash slinging slasher
