once you go black
you never go back
A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
this is wrecking ball in g-major and i absolutely can’t
what the absolute fuck
OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…
When did it change from “shit, it’s 10pm I need to finish that essay that’s due tomorrow NOW NOW NOW’ to “oh thank god, it’s only 10pm, I’ve got plenty of time”
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
All of this IS NEBRASKA
i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure