fish don't hibernate
fangirl221b:

I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE

fangirl221b:

I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE

tyleroakley:

liquid-liamm:

what Germans do while waiting at traffic lights

AMERICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

throughc0rruptedlungs:

beanerschnitzel:

i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.

LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD

throughc0rruptedlungs:

beanerschnitzel:

i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.

LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD

One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad.
Wisdom (via forever-and-alwayss)
i-am-santafuckingclaus:

ohmygil:

winterwolff:

viennesewaltz:

crazyrestlessdumblove:


Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.



whoaaaaaaaaaaaa


Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:

i-am-santafuckingclaus:

ohmygil:

winterwolff:

viennesewaltz:

crazyrestlessdumblove:

Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:

fatsuit:

knowledgeandlove:

floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

14,000 hypocrites in just a single post

What

bacon

fatsuit:

knowledgeandlove:

floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

14,000 hypocrites in just a single post

What

bacon

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
(via savannahblair)

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

yall:

Why is being a girl such a constant state of fear and anxiety not a fan

damnthatswhack:

I feel bad for “pro” wrestlers

itsbetterthananal:

if you havent added me on snapchat you’re missing out