I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE
what Germans do while waiting at traffic lights
AMERICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.
LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad.
|—||Wisdom (via forever-and-alwayss)|
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.
Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:
We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.
14,000 hypocrites in just a single post
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
Why is being a girl such a constant state of fear and anxiety not a fan
I feel bad for “pro” wrestlers
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